Need a new profile pic? This Saturday night, hold your camera up high and adjust the contrast on your photo program—that’s right, Myspace, the post-Friendster, pre-Facebook social network that created the Top 8 and allowed you to be as creepy as you wanted from behind your screen, is back in the form of a party. (Believe it or not, Myspace is still around—and now it’s partially owned by Justin Timberlake.) So grab your best friends and get ready to party like it’s 2003 at The Bell House this Saturday. Admission is free and DJs Russ and Choyce Hacks spin “retro” early-aughts hits from the likes of The Faint, Hot Hot Heat, Peaches, Franz Ferdinand and more. RSVP on, ahem, Facebook, and upload your silliest Myspace pic and tag it with “Adventure[s]” to get into the host’s Top 8 and receive your first drink free.
